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"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Unknown

Submitted by: [Amaranthine]

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"A smile is infectious; Stupidity is viral."
[Nekko fox]

"If at first you don't succeed, pull the trigger twice."
[Nekko fox]

"You there, slave! What's your name? You know what, nevermind, you'll be dead soon enough anyway."
[Nekko fox]

"Their lives are in the way: Remove them."
[Nekko fox]

"Heavily medicated for your safety."
Some t-shirt seen by [Nekko fox]

"The middle finger is not a ninja handsign."
[Nekko fox]

"The Wisdom's in the trees not the glass windows."
[Nekko fox]

"Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue."
Move your Dead Bones by Dr. Re-Animator [Nekko fox]

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow."
[Nekko fox]

"When life gives you lemons add triple sec, some salt, and have yourself a margarita!"
[Nekko fox]

"Religion is the virus of ignorance"
[Nekko fox]

"The following statement is true;
The above statement is false."
[Nekko fox]

"49.863 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
[Nekko fox]

"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off."
[Nekko fox]

"Love isn't love if you didn't hurt someone"
--Atmosphere (from the song "Little Man")
[The Centaur]

"And she loved me more than I could imagine
So I waited till she slept then I stepped into traffic"
--Atmosphere (from the song "Angelface")
[The Centaur]

"I been taught and I been played, it's all the same
And that's why they call it a game and me a loser"
--Jamie Madrox (from the song "Fantasy" by Twiztid)
[The Centaur]

"The future ain't what it used to be"
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"Griddle cakes, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes; Why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?"
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"My main operating principle: Don't take any shit from the zeitgeist."
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"The Mayfly lives only one day. And some days, it rains."
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"Falling down again Bella?"
--Edward Cullen, Stephanie Meyers Series
[Leaving Forever]

"You're not going to let this go are you?"
"No."
"Well, in that case...I hope you enjoy disappointment."
--Edward and Isabella, Stephanie Meyers Series
[Leaving Forever]

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
[kittykittykitty]

Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot.
[kittykittykitty]

Hatred an only be overcome by love.
-Ghandi
[kittykittykitty]

God is dead and man has killed him.
-Nietzsche
[kittykittykitty]

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step"
-Lao Tzu
[Blinded Seraphim]

"As I sit in my room and stare into the stars I wonder to myself...where did my ceiling go?"
-Self Quote
[Blinded Seraphim]

"There never seems to be enough time to do a job right the first time but there always seems to be enough for me to do it the second time"
-My dad
[Blinded Seraphim]

"The cut of feelings hurt and words said can penetrate deeper than any blade forged by the hand of man."
-Self Quote
[Blinded Seraphim]

"When the shooting starts, just keep moving forward."
-Robert Duvall, Open Range
[Chainer]

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End
[Chainer]

"Listen you big whiner, the last thing I need to hear is more of your complaints, 'kay?"
[MadHatress]

"Those that dare to fly, shall be given wings."
[nevan]

"I’m not an alcoholic! The alcohol attacked me, so I had to drink it in self defence."
[nevan]

"Wit without measure, is man's greatest treasure."
-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Series
[O___O]

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
- Random icon
[-------]

"Those who shoot for the moon land among the stars."
- Unknown
[-------]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not."
-Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
[-------]

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
-Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
[-------]

"When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes."
- It's Happy Bunny
[-------]

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot AGAIN."
-Written on a friend's bedroom door
[-------]

"Now he's a villain AND a genius, just like Dr. Phil!"
-Cosmo from the "Fairly Oddparents"
[Zaebos]

"Do you need a model, 'cause it would really help? Then again, you'd probably just pounce him..."
-Majin during a drawing lesson
[Zaebos]

"The gates of Hell are open, night and day,
Smooth the descent, and easy is the way"
-Vergil "The Aeneid"
[Zaebos]

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am still unsure about the former."
-Albert Einstien
[Zaebos]

"You remember all we were told about the torture-chambers, the fire and brimstone, the 'burning marl'. Old wives' tales! There's no need for red-hot pokers. Hell is other people!"
-Jean-Paul Sartre
[Zaebos]

"Hey if they see you dancing like that, maybe they'd put you on the Corney Collins show! Sorry darlin', hope I didn't...dent your due!"
-Hairspray
[MarieFair]

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
-The Crow And Edgar Allen Poe. The Raven
[MarieFair]

"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."
[relcom]

"Humankind can not gain anything with out giving something in return. In order to obtain, something of equal value must be lost."
-Full Metal Alchemist
[relcom]

"If normal is a state accepted by all,, and it accepted by all that you are weird, then you are in fact normal"
[THEHOBBITEDONE]

"Music is my passion, depression is my life"
[Hereby Deleted]

"Life is just like death, but more painful"
[Hereby Deleted]

"A book can take you away to a land of dream, A TV takes you to a land of harsh reality"
[Hereby Deleted]

"Poetry is art in motion"
-Unknown
[Hereby Deleted]

"Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing."
-Hodge Starkweather, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare.
[making love to a corpse.]

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."
-Jace Wayland, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
[making love to a corpse.]

"Unless someday, somebody trust somebody, there'll be nothing left on Earth...excepting fishes!"
-The King of Siam, "A Puzzlement" from The King and I
[making love to a corpse.]

"They say pity's a bitter thing, but it's better than hate."
-Magnus Bane, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
[making love to a corpse.]

"The NRA Says that guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps. If you just stand there and yell BANG! I don't think thats going to kill to many people..."
-Eddie Izzard (British Stand up Comedian)
[Sandman666]

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."
-Jack Sparrow P.O.T.C. At Worlds End
[Sandman666]

"In the real world
as in dreams,
Nothing is quite
what it seems."
-The Book of Counted Sorrows
[Sandman666]

"Are cheerios donut seeds?"
[Raiyr]

"I have a belly bean in my jelly button!..."
[Raiyr]

"For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, Who art as black as hell, as dark as night."
-William Shakespeare
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Violence is NOT the answer... it's the solution!"
-Self Quote
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Why are you taking your shoes off?" 'I run better without shoes' "You can't outrun a bear!" 'I don't have to outrun the bear I only have outrun you.'
-Without A Paddle
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Drop acid, not bombs!"
-Some hippie person
[Steph-O-Melon]

"DAD! I burnt the hell out of my hand!"
'How'd you do that?'
"I grabbed the stove..."
-Me (sadly yes lol)
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Am I a clone?"
'Are you? -hides-'
"How do I tell? o-0"
'...<<...>>... Do you have split ends?'
- me and [Bookwyrm]
[Steph-O-Melon]

"If laughter is the best medicine, is crying the worst drug?"
-Self Quote
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Listening to the prisoned cricket, Shake its terrible dissembling music in the granite hill."
-Louise Bogan
[Steph-O-Melon]

"My prayer is simple. My dear one, My dear one, May you never need understand.
My prayer is for peacetime. My child, My child, Live it well, and this life can be grand."
-Danica Sharde, Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Charyou Tree, come, reap, death for you."
-Stephen King, Wizard and Glass
[Steph-O-Melon]

"It was probably the Nargles"
-Luna Lovegood, HP and the Order of the Phoenix
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
-Lao Tzu
[Euphoria Factor]

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."
-Mark Twain
[Euphoria Factor]

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou
[Euphoria Factor]

From the movie Gattaca.
Jerome (who is paralysed) says to Vincent (who just got his legs extended to assume Jerome's identity) Want to dance?
[Rowan]

"I Like Shiny Stuff."
-Self Quote
[Delirious_Angel]

"I'm not insane, you guys are just jealous. . .jealous of my awesomenessityness."
-ME
[Delirious_Angel]

"Never take life too serious, you'll never get out alive." -Ryan Renolds, National Lampoon's Van Wilder
[Far from grace]

"giggity giggity giggity goo!"
Quagmire, Family Guy
[Far from grace]

"Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you wither away to your resting place."
-A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"Hear the loud alarum bells--//Brazen bells!//What a tale of terror now their turbulency tells!"
-Edgar Allan Poe, The Bells Pt. III (ln. 1-3)
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"I don't look at the brighter side of life for a reason--it hurts my eyes."
-Self Quote
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"What's 'taters,' Precious? What's 'taters,' eh?"
-Smeagol, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"Is cluedo that big?" *points to oversized show boxes on roof* [Papa Don't Preach]

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
[Papa Don't Preach]

"Dont'y like that KFC, they sell birds."
[Papa Don't Preach]

"I know violence isn't the answer ... I chose to get it wrong"
-Random t-shirt on a site
[;;Melodrama Junkie]

"You're just jealous the little voices are talking to me"
-Yet another shirt
[;;Melodrama Junkie]
^^

"It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
-unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]

"Wise man chose death before war, wiser man chose not to be born"
-Angelus from the Drakengard ps2 videogame
[Ashura]

"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."
-Willem Dafoe-The Boondock Saints
[Sonya Blue]

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe
[Box]

"Fifty years ago there was a woman who left an enormous sum of money to her pet weasel"
-Violet Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events
[Box]

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today"
-James Dean
[FuckEp]

"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward."
-Jack Handy
[relieved]

"There is no such thing as the nightmare before Christmas, because I'm everything in your damn nightmares.
-Self Quote
[Fallen Child Athena]

"I want to be a vampiric butterfly!"
-My friend, Todo
[Fallen Child Athena]

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
-Unknown
[Amaranthine]

"When you can't run anymore, you crawl…and when you can't do that...you find someone to carry you."
-Firefly, 'The Message'
[here]

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to Love and be Loved in return."
-David Bowie Moulin Rouge
[here]

"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
"Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
-Daniel and Jack, Hathor, Stargate SG1
[here]

"You want pain? Try wearing a corset!"
-Elizabeth, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
[here]

"Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night..."
-My uncle Gary
[Mare Pacificum]

"I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake."
-The Last Unicorn
[Mare Pacificum]

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe
[Mare Pacificum]

"I looked down to see if I had forgotten anything important, like shoes, or pants."
-Bella Swan, Twilight
[Funny Bunny]

"Look after my heart--I've left it with you."
-Edward Cullen, Eclipse
[Funny Bunny]

"Ihsahn: what if that career fails?
Pαskεtti;♥: then, I'll be a bum living in cardboard box on wilson way."
[hytrjuhytjhgjg]

"We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle
[Agent Fluffy]

"To be Famous is to be misunderstood."
-Henery David Thoreau
[Agent Fluffy]

"Tear open my chest and rip out my heart so I can watch you tear it apart."
-Deanna Ware
[Agent Fluffy]

Voting:

806) Which quote will be our winner? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 48
a) "If at first you don't succeed, pull the trigger twice." -Sourcer: [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

b) "Griddle cakes, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes; Why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?" -George Carlin, Sourcer: [The Centaur]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

c) "Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot." -Sourcer: [kittykittykitty]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

d) "As I sit in my room and stare into the stars I wonder to myself...where did my ceiling go?" -Self Quote, Sourcer: [Blinded Seraphim]
Number of votes: 3 (6%)

e) "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End, Sourcer: [Chainer]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

f) "I’m not an alcoholic! The alcohol attacked me, so I had to drink it in self defence." -Sourcer: [nevan]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

g) "Wit without measure, is man's greatest treasure." -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Series, Sourcer: [O___O]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

h) "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain of Nirvana, Sourcer: [-------]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

i) "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am still unsure about the former." -Albert Einstien, Sourcer: [Zaebos]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

j) "Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." -The Crow And Edgar Allen Poe. The Raven, Sourcer: [MarieFair]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

k) "A book can take you away to a land of dream, A TV takes you to a land of harsh reality" -Sourcer: [Hereby Deleted]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

l) "Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing." -Hodge Starkweather, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, Sourcer: [making love to a corpse.]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

m) "Nobody move! I dropped me brain." -Jack Sparrow P.O.T.C. At Worlds End, Sourcer: [Sandman666]
Number of votes: 4 (8%)

n) "Are cheerios donut seeds?" -Sourcer: [Raiyr]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

o) "Am I a clone?" 'Are you? -hides-' "How do I tell? o-0" '...<<...>>... Do you have split ends?' -me and [Bookwyrm], Sourcer: [Steph-O-Melon]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

p) "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." -Mark Twain, Sourcer: [Euphoria Factor]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

q) "I'm not insane, you guys are just jealous. . .jealous of my awesomenessityness." -ME, Sourcer: [Delirious_Angel]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

r) "I don't look at the brighter side of life for a reason--it hurts my eyes." -Self Quote, Sourcer: [Eyes of the Reaper]
Number of votes: 4 (8%)

s) "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" -Sourcer: [Papa Don't Preach]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

t) "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on" -Unkown, Sourcer: [Mommie 2 Be♥]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

u) "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Sourcer: [Box]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

v) "Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Unknown, Sourcer: [Amaranthine]
Number of votes: 9 (19%)

w) "Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night..." -My uncle Gary, Sourcer: [Mare Pacificum]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

x) "Look after my heart--I've left it with you." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Sourcer: [Funny Bunny]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

y) "Ihsahn: what if that career fails? Pαskεtti;♥: then, I'll be a bum living in cardboard box on wilson way." -Sourcer: [hytrjuhytjhgjg]
Number of votes: 7 (15%)

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: Awww. You need sex! ^_^

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: X3 Hee hee. Ne~kko-kun! *Glomp*

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: **giggles** nope not me. =]

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: Rub it in, why don'cha? Hee hee.

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *MeepleS* OH MY DOGS!

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: I have a kitty named Dog.

Woot go me!! =D

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: *Snickers and hops on Nekko-kun's back* BOO! <3

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *Flops over with a crack. Dies*

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: **Calls ambulance** Yeah there's a dead man laying on the ground..

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: NOOOO! *Revives with super-magickal powers of fluffy wolfiness* LIVE, NEKKO! LIIIVE!

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: **Grabs popcorn & watches**

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *Blinks *Pyuu?

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: Yay! You're alive! *Tackles and snuggles* Mewp!

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *dies fro mthe tackle hug*

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: NUUUU! *Revives once more*

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Hmm if he lives through this one he might wanna get that checked out. =]

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *Eyes open; crosseyed* Uggg

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: ^^'

Unfortunately, I've gotta go. Night-night! <3

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: *waveS* Bye bye

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Wow you die alot. =]

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: It happens.

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol.

Well I'm tired so I'm off to bed. Goodnight. =]

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: Night

2007-08-07 [relieved]:

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. -Jack Handy

[relieved]

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: The quotes go up in the quote page. Click 'edit page' and put in your quote.

2007-08-07 [-------]: No wonder, he's a newbie... I'll do it for him -.-

2007-08-07 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I guess someone didn't read the rules..?

2007-08-07 [making love to a corpse.]: ^^' Wow.

2007-08-07 [-------]: [Audrey!] didn't read the rules either. Quotes are only supposed to be 1-2 lines.

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Half the people probably didn't.

2007-08-07 [Papa Don't Preach]: i did here... hopefully no rules broken...

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol.

2007-08-07 [Papa Don't Preach]: it can be your own quotes right??? or does it have to be famous ones.. just checking!

2007-08-07 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: She's the person I meant. ^_^

2007-08-07 [Nekko fox]: Myu?

2007-08-07 [-------]: The rules said we could use quotes from movies and such, so I suppose we could use famous ones lol.

2007-08-07 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Lol it doesn't have to be though i dun think..

2007-08-07 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: You can use your on.. it says so in the rules. =D

2007-08-08 [-------]: Well of course the rules say so. *bows down to the rules* :P

2007-08-08 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Haha. =]

2007-08-08 [Papa Don't Preach]: lol

2007-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: Voting will begin tomorrow. Thank you for submitting! ^_^

2007-08-08 [Nekko fox]: HOORAY!

2007-08-08 [making love to a corpse.]: Yaaay~!

2007-08-08 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *insert excitement here*

2007-08-08 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: *throws excitement upwards*

2007-08-08 [-------]: o.O I can't control my excitement. *has nervous twitches*

2007-08-08 [Nekko fox]: *giggles*

2007-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: Sorry [Nekko fox]. I love ya, but let's not advertise wikis on this page please. ^_^

2007-08-08 [Nekko fox]: *PoutS* awww, but I wanna! *starts crying*

2007-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: Sorry sweetheart. -scratches behind ears-

2007-08-08 [-------]: :o *runs away from evil wiki advertisements*

2007-08-08 [Nekko fox]: *settles down at the ear scratching*

2007-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: -grins- Thought that would work. ^_^

Oh, and I'm revising the rules. We will have a limit on how many quotes are to be posted next time. Not to prevent anyone from getting in their quotes, but as there will be PLENTY of these contest (a new one starts at the end of every one), there's no need to post all your quotes at once. ^_~ Besides, we only pick one quote from any given person anyway. There will be a limit of three quotes per person for the next contest.

2007-08-08 [-------]: Oh, joy! That makes meh happy =] *dances*

Sorry, I'm over-excited lol.

2007-08-08 [Nekko fox]: Aww, ok.

2007-08-09 [-------]: What shall we do as we wait?

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Throw popcorn at mean people =[

2007-08-09 [-------]: That sounds like a plan lol... who's mean?

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Uhhh...SPIDERS! =[

2007-08-09 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: You can throw at me as long as you throw it in my mouth. =]

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: =] Kay..But..I've been awak 18 and a half hours on only 5 hours sleep. So i'll have a bad aim..*starts throwing them at you*

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: -runs ahead of popcorn and catches in mouth- MORE BUTTER! -grabs a hose and sprays butter everywhere- ^_^

2007-08-09 [Eyes of the Reaper]: BUTTER! XD Oh yeah, Bishes! *does the Butter Dance*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: 0_0 Ca-ra-zee...*throws popcorn into teh butter*..Eww popcornnn..

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: -giggles at the butter dance- For some reason, that makes me think of Alice in Wonderland. You know, the Disney version. Maybe it was the butterflies that were made of toast with butter on them...yes it must've been that. XD

I'm only ca-ra-zee if you think I am. To you, of course. To him, -points to random male-, I may be entirely sane. ^_^ Mmhmm.

How...can...you not...like...popcorn!?

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: XD I never did like popcorn. And I love ca-ra-zee people..I find them quite like myself..Completely normal ^_^ xD Anywho i'ma go to bed, night all! ^^

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: -shakes head- Insanity. To myself, of course. To him, -points to same male-, you may be entirely sane. And of course I'm completely normal. To myself. But to him, -points to same male once more-, I may be completely off my rocker. ^_^ Goodnight!

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: Check out my diary for the funniest sonmg ever! ^_^

2007-08-09 [-------]: Uh... *dances a random dance*

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *Points at the Parade Dancer* WATCH THE MOVIE OF RICHARD!

2007-08-09 [Papa Don't Preach]: i have disney tunes.. heehee 60 of them :P

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: Damn! O.o

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD Nice song...After a fashion. =D Disney tuneage FTW<3

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *Laughs* I love Richard...most awesome undead warlock EVER!

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD I don't know who richard isss =D

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

Richard is the warlock who sings this song. It's tapered to the tune of 'The Little Mermaid'.

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I can't listennn..I have no sound :( Although I understand now =D

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *Bows*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: *Dies*

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *revives*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I feel ill...*Cries*

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: Awww, you need sex

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD. I'm okay now P= So its kay.

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: Sex is still good though! ..>

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD! I'm good thanks :P

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *giggles*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Rofl..*Pets* Calm down giggler.

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *SmileS* Awww, but I dun wanna

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD don't then

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *Giggles some more*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: *Laughs and attacks you with a pillow..lightly* =D

2007-08-09 [Nekko fox]: *meeples and cowers down, hides under his tail*

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Onkly lightlyyy..*scratches behind your ears a little* I'm sowwyyyy..

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Argh. The next round is going to be tough on people who don't list their sources. -_-

2007-08-09 [MadHatress]: how so?

2007-08-09 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I know, Dahling. People don't actually read the rules. The ones who do are easily spotted though.

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Probably going to get their quotes removed from the current contest. I'm still going to have to go through most/all of them to make sure the sources are correct or find them, but if it's extremely clear that they didn't write it themselves, I may just start removing them rather than putting the source for them. x_x

Oh, and I'm about to start the voting in a bit. Not everyone is on the ballot, but I wanted to limit the amount of choices...right now it's at 25. I'm going to try to shorten it next time (meaning the submission period will be shorter). Fifteen is my goal, but twenty may be as far as I can go. -_-

2007-08-09 [MadHatress]: I see...glad I hate pledgarism! lol you should probably just delete them...

sounds good!

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Plagiarism, you mean? XD

Oh dear, this vote is going to be huge. x-x Oh well, I don't feel like handling too many complaints today anyway. Good luck everyone!

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Voting has begun! Make sure to spread the word and bring more people here to vote!!

2007-08-09 [MadHatress]: yeah, that word XD thankyou

thank ya! lol...wow there's a lot to choose from

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I'm wearing the shirt I got on of my quotes from P=

2007-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah. It's decided. Next time there will be 10-15 possibles. The submission period went on far too long for the first round, so there was no choice...I wanted to try and get one quote from everyone, but it was impossible. Next time we'll be more objective and will only take the absolute best quotes as well.

2007-08-09 [MadHatress]: lol...oh well. this is the first quoting contest, right?

2007-08-09 [Papa Don't Preach]: cool :P

2007-08-09 [Papa Don't Preach]: opq, should that not be one???

2007-08-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Nah its opqr laura :P

2007-08-09 [Papa Don't Preach]: haha... grr...

2007-08-09 [Tyrant Calhoun]: Uwah! Twilight and New Moon!

2007-08-09 [making love to a corpse.]: ...Eclipse is out now. I want it. Badly. ><

2007-08-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: ah man...i aint got a single vote!

2007-08-09 [Ashura]: So how come my quote isn´t on the vote?

2007-08-09 [The Centaur]: maybe next time there should only be one submission per user. i say this because i liked some of mine better than the one that actually got into the ballot. its cool though. i am new to elfpack so i hope to take part in more events to come

2007-08-09 [Tyrant Calhoun]: I know it shouild be out now, but I don't think it's coming to our waldens for a week.

2007-08-09 [MarieFair]: NICE the voting began! <img:shadN-gif.gif>

2007-08-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: is it against the rules to vote for yourself?

2007-08-09 [MarieFair]: why? I would think not....its your quote and you can't keep pressing the button.

2007-08-09 [making love to a corpse.]: I think our Barnes & Noble has it, but I'm not sure. ><

2007-08-09 [MarieFair]: Barnes & Noble is awesome. ^^

2007-08-09 [making love to a corpse.]: I prefer Waldenbooks, but yes, it is awesome. <3 One day, I will turn in that Barnes & Noble application! I shall work there if it's the last thing I ever do!

2007-08-09 [MarieFair]: I love it. I was thinking bout doing the same but I work at The Majestic Theatre instead. lol

2007-08-09 [making love to a corpse.]: Oooh. That's cool. ^^ If Barnes & Noble doesn't work out, I might do Regal Cinemas or something.

2007-08-09 [MarieFair]: its soooo fun!! Free movies, and i'm a movie freak so erm yea. lol

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: Check your votes and make sure they're correct! The voting had an error because of multi-line quotes. It's now fixed!

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: SOOO many quotes! If I said one, how would I know someone hasn't already said it?

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: oops, sorry for the mix up [Bookwyrm], my fault. >_<

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: Wasn't just you, dear. ^_^ So no worries. And I had fixed some of problems beforehand, I just didn't get them all. ^_~

Well, that's the thing, sometimes you don't know. In fact, there is at least one quote that is a spin-off of another quote that I know that was said by someone entirely different. I let it stay, though, because it was obviously not meant as plagiarism. We try to use our better judgement, and I'm sure you can do the same. ^_^

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Make's sense. :)

LOL oops. forgot the "a" after in, in mine. O_o
oh well. xD

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: XD Nice. It may get fixed later, though I doubt many people will scrutinize to that point. XD

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Hahah, it doesn't matter. :P
I should've proof read it before posting. xD

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: haha! I never do that. Its why I always have to go back and edit my entries.

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: -grins- I went through and edited several people's entries because some of them just looked messy...Like, lack of capitals and apostrophes entirely. XD

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Lol, I've never seen you typo yet.

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Well that was nice of you. :P

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: lol it's cause I edit them right after I post them. They're what I like to call my "Oh Shit!" moments.

2007-08-10 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol You and I both, Kaos. XD Or, if I just don't care I'm like "Screw it," and you see them. lol

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Well, we all know how ocd I am. Change my house every ten seconds, and if I happen to screw up the html, my heart leaps out of my chest. <img:sh-gif.gif>

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: -giggle- I have gone back and edited errors before too, though usually I notice them before I post...thankfully. I usually have to read what I post three times: once as I write it, a second time to check for errors, and a third time after I've posted to make sure I didn't miss anything. XD

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: just like me. But I usually just read my entries a couple more times before posting again. I hate editing on a wikipage cause then it shows up on several versions and its embarrassing.

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: If I had an extra leg, I'd kick myself in the head because of all the typos I make. But I'd rather not try. ..I'd have one hell of a headache.

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: and unless you can find a logical place on your body to place a third leg, it would probably dislocate. *nods*

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: true, and, I doubt I'm that flexible anyways. But hey. Let's keep this PG yes, Chris?

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: Well, you know that once a wikipage has been edited so much, older versions don't show up. At least now. I used to be able to go back to my baby (my big wiki) and see her in her beginning stages. I can't do that anymore...It's a small sacrifice to pay, though, in return for hiding all the mistakes I've made on my wikis. XD

:O If I had an extra leg, I'd put myself up for study and get paid! I'd never have to "work" again! ^_^

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Hahah, if I had one maybe just maybe I'd finally be able to dance. I'd then have "two left feet...and a right." Unless I had another left. That wouldn't be pretty.

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: If I had a third leg...that would suck. They'd put you on Ripley's believe it or not.

2007-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: Three left feet. For some reason, I feel that should be a movie title. A romantic comedy, in fact.

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Sounds interesting oddly enough. o_O
Put Britney Murphy in it,
and I'm all for it. :P

2007-08-10 [Kaos101]: If you put Adam Sandler in it, I'll watch it. Oh! And bring back Chris Farley's ghost

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: ooh. And, Drew Barrymore.

2007-08-10 [Box]: Need a random ho-bo that always asks adam sandler a weird question too. You just do.

2007-08-10 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Lmao. Sounds like me. *points to quote.*

2007-08-11 [Kaos101]: Yes, Jess. We should star you in that movie.

2007-08-11 [-------]: Wow people have retarded quotes.

2007-08-11 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

2007-08-11 [-------]: I can say as I please. What are you going to do about it?

2007-08-11 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: easy. ignore you. =]

2007-08-11 [-------]: Good choice. Have fun with that.

2007-08-11 [Bookwyrm]: Actually, [-------], if you wish to continue participation in this contest no, you can't say as you please. Being rude to other members is not allowed, and won't be tolerated here.

2007-08-12 [-------]: I'm not gonna win anyway so who the hell cares? I know I don't, so I don't see why you do.

2007-08-12 [Chainer]: Oh, the angst and the drama!!! :D

2007-08-12 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Acting tough over the internet. You're so hardcore. Especially with the "I don't care" attitude. You're a real rebel, aren't you? Is that what you want to *see*?

In reality, if you didn't care you wouldn't be posting comments on this wiki (nor watching it.) By the way that you're attempting to stir up trouble shows that you're extremely immature. Now be a good little girl, and quit trying to pick fights with everyone.

2007-08-12 [Amaranthine]: amen [hytrjuhytjhgjg]!

2007-08-12 [Zaebos]: Wow...that was so well phrased...

2007-08-12 [Blinded Seraphim]: Thats my buddy for ya ;) shes wily

2007-08-12 [-------]: Picking fights is my big thing, in case no one's noticed yet. So you laugh, but it's not like I feel embarassed because some bitch come up with a witty comeback.

2007-08-12 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Nice grammar, sweetie.

2007-08-12 [-------]: Thanks, I'm glad you like it.

2007-08-12 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: Dear, not sure if you've heard. But, there's a new 'big thing' going around. It's called ignorance. And you're chock full of it. Seeing as you want to have the last word, or witty comeback as you said, you can. Goodnight.

2007-08-12 [Zaebos]: I believe that she just royally PWN3D that one. Anyone in agreement?

2007-08-12 [Euphoria Factor]: Yeah, for sure.

2007-08-12 [Papa Don't Preach]: yeah. lol

2007-08-12 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Well I guess we all know who not to "e-fight" with. =]

2007-08-12 [Blinded Seraphim]: *falls asleep*

2007-08-12 [Bookwyrm]: [hytrjuhytjhgjg], and everyone else who's been commenting, let's not antagonize please. I do not want any further drama on this wiki. If this continues, chat comments will no longer be allowed and only relevant questions will be permitted.

[-------] I don't care who wins, I just want to keep the contest going with the least amount of complaint as possible. Be happy that you are at least in the vote. Some people didn't even make it that far. I'm sorry you're not winning, but that is NO reason to pick a fight, and if you are going to pick fights every time you're not going to win, you're not going to be allowed to compete at all. If you truly don't care, stop whining. If you do care, learn to appreciate the fact that you're not the only one "not winning." There's only going to be one winner per contest period. If that bothers you, don't compete.

2007-08-12 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: I'm sorry. >_<

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: It's all right, I just don't think antagonizing is the best way to end a fight. x-x

2007-08-13 [Kaos101]: Oh darn. I missed the big scene. Too bad. Might have been fun. What is the problem with kids these days?

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: Yahoo! i got votes! :P

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: The problem with kids these days? Oh please, don't get me started. XD The last thing we need is a political/religious war on this wiki. XD

-cheers- THAT'S the spirit! ^_^

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: I dont really care if i win...im just glad that somebody voted for me...would it be tacky to vote for myself?

2007-08-13 [Kaos101]: lol Aye. This is not the place for that. Let us forget the inappropriate and down heartening plunders of malevolent squawls, but push forward, and embrace the warming sensation of a class A competition.....which I might add, I already voted.

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: No, it wouldn't be tacky to vote for yourself. ^_^ No one will know in this contest anyway. XD In the next round, people's names will be listed after the quote they voted on. I didn't want to do it that way to prevent people from harassing their friends or people they know if they didn't vote for them...but we also need a way to check for cheaters. ^_~ But it's perfectly acceptable to vote for yourself.

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: Okay, thank you

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: You're welcome. ^_^

2007-08-13 [mfdspanky]: i don't know who i should vote for...but i do accept bribes

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: *cough your fiancee cough* xD

2007-08-13 [mfdspanky]: i dunno...its good. but is it vote worthy?

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: You're getting the couch tonight, hahaha.

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: I blame cathy. :D

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: Don't vote for a who! Vote for the quote! ^_^

2007-08-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Oooo, catchy VOTE FOR THE QUOTE! VOTE FOR THE QUOTE!

2007-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: XD I didn't even think of that. XD

2007-08-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Good thing i caught it then! XP

2007-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: Voting ends Friday (8/17/2007), so make sure you get all your votes in quick!

2007-08-16 [Fire Fox of Nine Tails]: When does the next contest start? I have a good quote I wanna submit.

2007-08-16 [Bookwyrm]: After the voting ends. It'll either be right after the winner is announced, or the next day. :P Keep the Quotes from Elfpackers page on watch so you'll be notified when the page changes. ^_^

2007-08-16 [Hereby Deleted]: good luck everyone

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Voting has closed!!

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Congratulations to [Amaranthine], our very first of the magnificent Quoters! Everyone who has this page on watch, please remove it from your watch list and put Elfpacker Quotes 2 on watch, as it is our current page. A new round has begun, and good luck to all who submit!

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